Red punch always makes me forget I'm not thirsty.
Everything you know means nothing, if you can't present it well.
Only a Vietnam veteran with a club foot and tattoos up both arms can get away with saying at Carrows, "Can a limp-dicked turd sniper get a cup of mud from one of you clap magnets?"
It's time you knew the truth. So go find it!
There are some guys who could use a good panic attack.
"Big glass of milk" is a phrase that sounds right. Correct and good on a cosmic level. Serene. It brings on an enveloping sense of peace and calm. "Small glass of milk" just sounds wrong, almost perverted.
Behind every man there are two ex-girlfriends who have coffee together and talk crap about him.
If I never risk offending you, we will never truly communicate.
A speed freak is someone who stops to eat the roses.
"Have a great day" is the new "eat shit and die."
Everything today is worse, but packaged way better.
An all-midget TV network would be fun. Admit it.
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