Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Septemberandom Memorandum

I'm willing to bet that the professional sector's largest group of functioning cocaine addicts is in the insurance industry.

'Tis better to be seen vertically than viewed horizontally.

The only evidence of life is growth. The only evidence of growth is change.

A tiger may not be able to change its stripes, but if a leopard could rearrange its spots, who'd know? Besides the leopard?

Intelligence is knowing what to do. Smart is knowing when and when not to do it.

Nobody ever slices a donut lengthwise, like they do bagels. Why is that?

There is plenty to write about, it's just not passing through my consciousness at the moment.

A GREAT DUO-MOVIE TITLE:
"What Heaven May Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia"

Would the work of an abstract artist from Indiana be called "Hoosier Dada?"