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Ann Coulter flees up a dead-end staircase... from zombies.
Babs Streisand discovers the secret trap door onstage, mid-song. "People... People who need people... are the luckiest pe –"
A swarm of hornets is released in the studio, on-air, as Rusty Humphries rants about himself. "And the other thing I find bemusing is – SSHHEE-ITT!!!"
The American Idol judges get up on stage and perform their version of "The Aristocrats."
Dick Cheney has his final heart attack, at the wheel of a golf cart rolling toward the lake, with a 50-year old bleach blond "masseuse" trying to unzip his fly with her teeth.
Garrison Keillor has an off-moment. "And that's our show for tonight, bitches."
A sudden change in Bill O'Reilly's voice mid-sentence, as intense rectal itch syndrome (IRIS) strikes.
On a dare: Nancy Pelosi. Condi Rice. Rush Limbaugh's spare bedroom. H.L.A.
Katie Couric, on her last CBS Evening News broadcast, pops top, hoists her jigglers and shouts "Can't find Bin Laden? I got your OSAMAS right here!!"
Danny DeVito runs as fast as his stumpy little legs will propel him, from a marauding giant robot yelling "DESTROY... DESTROY..."
Charlie Rose has sudden convulsive diarrhea, mid-question.
CNN suddenly cuts to something else – the weather, sports, an old scratchy "Mayberry RFD" rerun from Nick-at-Nite... shit, anything – as Larry King and guest Whoopi Goldberg discuss producing offspring together.
During an interview, Oprah casually gets up and puts on a strap-on dildo.
Maury Povich confronts Dan Rather in a trucker bar.
Alan Colmes admits on camera that he hasn't defecated since age 10.
Bigfoot on the Hollywood Squares! Oh wait, it's Al Roker, nevermind...
The President closes his farewell address to the nation with "and now, my fellow Americans, fuck this shit!"
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