I'm willing to call Coke and Pepsi a tie.
When Denny's redesigns the menu, they think they're fooling you into believing the food's better.
Every so often on the news, you'll catch a glimpse of the anchor-person adjusting something – his tie, his earpiece, etc. Just once I'd like to see Katie Couric straighten the torpedoes... then strike her serious anchor-woman pose. Just once.
Most of Hollywood's great stars of yesteryear could not pass a screen test today.
Don't answer a personals ad that contains, in any way, both the words "fuzz" and "butter." Just don't.
During an interview, Oprah should get up and casually put on a strap-on dildo. Not use it, necessarily, but just wear it. The look on the guest's face. That would be great.
Public farting has only been out of favor for the last 150 years or so. Not that long ago, in the grand scheme of things.
I admire people who have their shit together, I only hope they've washed their hands.
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