Another great 2-book set:
Looking For Mr. Goodbar
Goodbye, Mr. Chips
The "Secret" is how they can keep repackaging the same old shit and know you'll keep buying it. The producers of Three Stooges DVDs use a similar philosophy.
Finland has not participated in a war in decades now. What the hell's their problem?
The dinosaurs took care of the planet.
For way longer than we've even been on it... and it still got rid of them.
A bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos before bed will produce the same effect as some bad acid before bed.
Why do the neighbors insist on slamming doors? To convince them to stay closed?
When Hitler was dead, the war in Europe was over. When Saddam Hussein was dead, 20,000 more troops were sent in. What aren't we being told?
If you travel back in time and shoot your grandfather, you do not suddenly cease to exist. But your hair changes color. Your height possibly changes, and if you're lucky, the length of your shlong gets a sudden boost.
Sometimes I wonder, maybe it is worth it to go into politics, for all that money I wouldn't have to work for.
If sex were as good as root beer, would it be foamy?
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